Having stayed at numerous Holiday Inn Expresses as well as Merton College at Oxford in Tolkien's former apartment where my tutor was James C. Bond (really) I can state unequivocally that we will conquer the trojans on a last second field goal delivered by Frodo Baggins masquerading as a soccer player turned field goal kicker.
You can take that to any Greek bank and make 30 percent interest in newly discovered confederate money hidden in a vault beneath the Acropolis.