natalie warning new lady off her man
— Florida Chris (@chrislongview.bsky.social) October 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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“Sir, we are cratering in the polls, please try and not do anything nuts for the next month. Maybe on social, just keep it benign.”
“Like what?”
“I don’t know. People like animals. A lot of people just post like cat videos and stuff.”
“Gotcha, say no more.”
— Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) October 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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