Taking a break and decided to do a fake sitcom about corrupt politicians that you don't really like but you watch anyway. After some prompting here is what me and my AI buddy came up with.
They bend the rules, just a little bit,
Smile really wide, when the cameras hit,
They mean well, mostly, sort of, maybe — who can say?
They'll shake your hand and forget your name,
But hey at least they showed up anyway,
Alternate Facts — it's a beautiful day!
They're not the best, perhaps the worst,
They always put themselves… or their interest first.
Alternate Facts! Alternate Facts!
You know you love 'em — and that's just the facts!