Fake Punts? Sucker Punch Onside Kicks? Shifting Direct Snaps?
300 pound DL pull blocking goal line scores? Offside generating snap claps?
Rolex rock ribbed clock management? .
Who are these guys?
There’s an indelible aura to what Skip & Jerry are doing. .they seem three moves ahead of the game like chess or bridge masters.
Such a seismic difference from the Foster Brain Freeze, who was on Queer Street the moment he was ludicrously plucked out of nowhere by the Grinning Gizzard of Westwood, Jarmond.
There’s a feeling here like a player said, with these guys it’s like having the answers to the exam ahead of time. .There really hasn’t been anyone around here with this kind feeling since, well Prothro and his briefcase.. Like he “knew something” we didn’t…Like insider trading.
Not to be deluded the slight of mind can be enough against ridiculously
anabolic blocks of talent coming up like Cuckeyes or even (gawd help us ) Whoosiers.
But you never know…you do things that fiddle with the middle ear and sometimes the biggies get dizzy and tumble…ask the unbeatable Green Giant MSU Spartans of 1965 ….(not the ones we just trashed)
Skip & Jerry may not have captured lightening in a bottle ….yet…..
But they have gathered a few fire flies in the jar…and may just be a frickin’ better
catch for Head Coach /OC right in our laps.
If they turn this into a winning season
…you have proof positive over conjecture more than any of the broken down glue factory and dead fish candidates currently
limping in our direction …
They could be the first coaches in history to turn around a program
IN THE SAME SEASON,….
History …..
-Skip and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey