An Ode To Dock Coward.


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Posted by NYBruin on August 30, 2025 at 08:58:37

An insecure, neurotic egomaniac, suffered recurring bouts of loneliness in the last few days on BZ, as this sick wannabe is so prone to do. Every year this campus lifer, puts his outside “life”(sic) on hold and suffers multiple brain leaks in going after his perceived tormentors here who piss on him. Paranoia strikes the geek.

Dock Coward’s mental disturbance surfaced yet again on this Football Board, where his multiple paranoias are still on Page 1 here. Dock Coward threw up an old post out of the blue kicking sand at one of his many tormentors, Mantis. Mantis has effortlessly undressed Dock Coward in the past and therefore it was time for Coward to get even in his mad “mind”.

Mantis was somewhat overly pessimistic about CDFoster. Of course, Dock Coward bizarrely threw up a Mantis post from TWO YEARS AGO, becuz Mantis, along with many others here, undressed Dock Coward multiple times with ease which prompted Dock to stretch on his tippy toes in search of retribution. This is when Dock (I’m guessing an on-campus veterinarian) Coward laughably insisted that posters here who trashed him, address him with the formal Dock. What’s beyond sad is a mentally disordered insecure campus lifer ACTUALLY SAVES AND CATALOGS YEARS-OLD BZ POSTS to salve his well-paddled arse when he bizarrely throws posts long past their expiration date against the BZ wall.

Which brings me to a deranged shot our paranoid Dock aimed at me yesterday in response to a post put up by another veteran BZ poster, TJJ. TJJ wanted a Pic’Em faceoff between me and Dock Coward (who pathetically and cowardly has not even competed in the BZ Pic’em in years and years becuz he knows which way the wind blows). He even further stopped cheating by not only not submitting his own Dock Coward picks, but also stopped entering his picks under alien names to give himself multiple entries, all of which were disasters in the Pic'em standings. Now, I don’t speak for anyone else here, most certainly not TJJ, but I’d wager heavily that TJJ would bet heavily on me (based on my record) in that suggested head-to-head against an abject Coward.

In that shot at me yesterday, the paranoid Dock responded to TJJ (which I did not becuz I view Dock Coward as a superficial joke) that I have no skill whatsoever and all I ever do is pick favorites which totally account for my strong record. He made that claim, full-well knowing that no one has had more success in the Pic’em over time than me. I’m as serious as a heart attack when I say that I assume the neurotic one covers his walls with printouts of all my weekly picks over the decades becuz that’s what mentally distressed wannabes like Dock does.

Meanwhile, Dock Coward was so shaken by my tying him in a Pic’em years and years ago, that he pathetically resorted to submitting his last week’s picks that yr in Mandarin, befitting a Mandarin Coward. It’s precisely why Patti cautions every year that any picks not made in English will be disqualified. Too late for me, but I’m fine with it becuz I have a life, in contrast to the lifer campus Coward who never grows up. That said, at the time, a number of BZ regular posters emphatically stated that Dock Coward should have been disqualified for his Mandarin disgrace. It wound up not mattering, as Coward unsurprisingly ran away from my offer to play him in a postseason head-to-head tiebreaker which we always do in the Pic’em. It was the sole Pic’em in which Dock Coward ever registered a leading record before disappearing.

Of course, it’s absurd to argue that I only pick favorites, as there is no way I could have finished 1st or tied for 1st 4 times without picking a slew of upsets. Moreover, it’s been years and years since the pitiful Mandarin Coward competed in the Pic’em becuz, yup, you got it, he’s a pathetic Coward. To be fair, this neurotic Coward has pathetically entered a few subsequent Pic’ems by pitifully entering with made-up sign-in names to give this unbalanced brainsick puppy extra entries befitting an insecure Coward. Specifically, Coward used past made-up names, specifically: Westwoody, Cover2 and B..B, if not others! And all these aliases of Dock Coward shared a commonality of crapping out in the Pic’em standings.

This here crying rag is for Dock Coward to clutch, as the mentally disturbed egomaniac lives for any spotlight that lets him go after past tormentors, even years after the fact. Verily, there, but for fortune, go you and I ---->> in Dock Coward’s mental cauldron….




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